Monday, December 18, 2006

A Blog About Nothing?

I know, I know -- it's been done.

But I want to try this thing -- because I've been reading about blogs for two days straight -- and I have to hurry or I truly will be the last person on the planet to have one -- and I don't have a thought or a big topic -- so I'm doing the copycat thing (forgive me, Seinfeld fans).

S'okay -- I've heard you have to build up readership so it's not like I'll be wasting anyone's time with this maiden effort.

My plan (hah!) is to write about whatever I find interesting. Mostly people. Like this crazy comedian that I met in New York two weeks ago, Jessica Delfino, who sings the strangest song about women's menstruation and somehow gets away with it. Or maybe I'll write about this blogger from the myspace world named Pussy Galore -- she too is a funny lady.

But I'm also going to write about bar games . . . and oddities . . . and books that I like that no one else reads . . . and song lyrics . . . and growing up with ten brothers and sisters . . . and my high school crush on Rosemary Contri. I might write about work occasionally but not often. I'll probably write about Britney Spears and Vince and Jen and Brad and Angelina too. (I'm kidding.) What DID she see in Billy Bob Thorton, anyway?

Well, 'nuff said for now. Like everything else, I guess I'll figure this out as I go along. Or I won't.

Do you say good-bye at the end of your first real blog? (My myspace blog doesn't count.)

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